RedM Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 A miner at a gold mine in South Africa has spoken of his ordeal following an accident. He said "I've lost a log because of this. Who is going to want a one-legged gold digger?" Reports that Paul McCartney has shown an interest remain unfounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Has Maccas wife only got one leg then? (Called Smith?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 Yeah, he has a wife with a wooden leg called Heather. Don't know what her other leg is called! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 You could tell she was a gold digging sl*t from the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 Charlotte! That's a bit harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Why am I always the last to know about everything? (because you don't care) What? Who's that? (the voices in your head) Oh...you again.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Sorry, i thought that after i wrote it. But i love Paul McCartney and you could tell Stella didn't like her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I wonder if she put notches in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Linda may make a comeback with Wings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I've just been trying to remember who did 'Live and let die' bond song and said to Mike was it 'The Wings'. Oh the shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 A miner at a gold mine in South Africa has spoken of his ordeal following an accident. He said "I've lost a log because of this. Who is going to want a one-legged gold digger?" Reports that Paul McCartney has shown an interest remain unfounded. Thats no big deal, i lose a log everyday, sometimes twice when i go to the toilet!!!! i'll get my coat then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 Linda may make a comeback with Wings You what? She's going to do a tampon advert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 You what? She's going to do a tampon advert! Tampon with wings ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Sounds painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 I didn't think that one through did I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 It didn't get a patent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Local radio played a spoof Macca song today - "Until I saw her leaning there.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 It has transpired that she refused to sign a pre-nuptial agreement and now lawyers says that she doesn't have a leg to stand on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew7 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 It has transpired that she refused to sign a pre-nuptial agreement and now lawyers says that she doesn't have a leg to stand on!! RE Po St "Pistonheads do it longer".......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew7 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 You could tell she was a gold digging sl*t from the beginning. You can recognise sluts right away Charlotte?....if we ever meet up, point a few out to me mate....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Martin, did you take some happy pills this morning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 You can recognise sluts right away Charlotte?....if we ever meet up, point a few out to me mate....... Muhhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 You could tell she was a gold digging sl*t from the beginning. Every one could apart from Macca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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