Chris Wilson Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 THE BARBER A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "Aboutan hour and a half." The guy leaves. The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes.|" A little while later, Bill comes back into the s hop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up wiping the tears from his eyes and says, "Your house." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kite Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 :rlol:that was a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Very Good:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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