And Cricket is a Gentleman's Game :D

[imi]

1 Rod Marsh & Ian Botham:When Botham took guard in an Ashes match,

Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's

your wife & my kids?"

 

2. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne:As Cullinan was on his way to the

wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another

chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan

retorted.

 

3. Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo

Brandes): "Hey Eddo, why are you so F**ing Fat?"

Eddo Brandes: "Because everytime I F*** your mother, she throws me a

biscuit"

 

4. Robin Smith & Merv Hughes: During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to

Smith after he played & missed:"You can't f**king bat". Smith to

Hughes after he smacked him to theboundary: "Hey Merv, we make a

fine pair. I can't f**king bat & you can't f**king bowl."

 

5. Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad: During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed

called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed:

"Tickets please", Merv called out as he ran past the departing

batsman.

 

6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richards: During a test match in the West

Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him

after

deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at

me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he

dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just

say f**k *ff."

 

7. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment

which was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga

called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer

in Sydney... "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit,

fatc**t!!!"

8. James Ormond had just come out to bat on an ashes tour and was

greeted by Mark Waugh....... MW : "F*ck me, look who it is. Mate,

what are you doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play

for England" JO

:

"Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family"

 

9. McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Brian Lara's d*ck

taste like?"

Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife."

McGrath (losing it): "If you ever effing mention my wife again, I'll

F*ing rip your F*fing throat out."

 

10. Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player (Adam Parore)

comes to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark "Ohh, I

remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t

then, you're fu*king useless now".

Parore- (Turning around) "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you

were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her.

You dumb c*nt".

 

11. Yet another Australian witticism with this time porky Sri Lankan

batsman Arjuna Ranatunga the victim. Shane Warne, trying to tempt

the batsman out of his crease mused what it took to get the plump

character to get out of his crease and drive. Wicketkeeper Ian Healy

piped up, "Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it."

 

12. Ravi shastri v/s the aussie 12th man (don't remember who, and

don't want to slander anyone ) shastri hits it to this guy and looks

for a single...this guy gets the ball in and says "if you leave the

crease i'll break your f***ing head"

Shastri: "if you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be

the f***ing 12th man"

 

13. Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and

missed a couple of times. Marshall : "Now David, Are you going to

get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill

you?"

 

14. Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to

first slip,and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a

word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises

sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred".

"So should your mother" he replied.

[MrRalphMan]

[monkey76364]

lol

[SuperSupra]

Proper lol stuff that, class

[Ray]

Didnt realise there were so many cricket fans on here...

 

Lol

[Ian R]

Super effort that (in a Richie Benaurd voice)