MaveriK Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Probably a repost but it made me smile on a wet and windy thursday where again i failed to win the lottery 1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. 3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. 5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?" 9. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police 10. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar. 11. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please. 12. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand. 13. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4 14. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny. 15. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything. 16. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A good start. 17. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bob Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 18. What do you call 4 dead chavs in the back of a landrover? A good day's hunting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green_dragon Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 at no 9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonnybsupra1 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 No. 19 Whats the difference between a hard working chav and Bigfoot? - Bigfoot's been spotted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chiefvinso Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 That should keep our resident chav happy! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHanky Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 LMAO, that has made me laugh a lot at work. Now people either think im a weirdo for laughing to myself or know that im on the interent. Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouch got me Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Chav-tastic lol:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 What do you call a repost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonnybsupra1 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 How do you starve a chav? Hide his dole cheque in his workboots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Rendar Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 lol. Best thing I've read in ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 What's a Chav's favourite method of transport? A scroatabike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackBeauty Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 joke! very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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