Bill Prawn Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 If it's a repost, tough sh*t:p In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 kill me, kill me now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 kill me, kill me now Don't tempt me;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Bill, that was poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Is it crap joke day or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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