Chris Wilson Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck". "I see your eyes are working", replies the duck. "And you talk!" exclaims the landlord. "I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?". "Certainly", says the landlord, "sorry about that, it's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?". "I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck. Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!". "Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call". So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!". "Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?". "At the circus", says the landlord. "The circus?", the duck enquires. "That's right", replies the landlord. "The circus?. "Yes" "That place with the big tent?". "Yeah" "With all the animals?". "Of Course" "With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle", asks the duck. "That's right!", says the landlord. The duck looks confused. "What the f**k would they want with a Bricklayer?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 ok that was bad lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 made my drunk self smile anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 .and also a repost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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