RedM Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 Well i find it hard but just thinking of meals to have. With the likes of Quorn now, it's very easy but why replace meat with meat replacement if you know what i mean. I'd rather try something natural. I used to know a lass who refused to eat veggie food shaped like it's meat alternative. So I used to make veggie sausage in funny shapes. She was fun. Sex wasn't sex it was a phsyical embodiment of gender roles and submissive dominant behaviour. Or something. The thing that i find REALLY hard is sweets! I know that sounds stupid but most sweets have gelatine in them and i really miss haribo. Opal Fruits or Starburst. Used to hang out with US hardcore bands and they used to buy them by the boxload as they had no gelatine in them. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I'm having a spot of bother measuring the amount of Whisky in the glass. I'm adding coke (cuz I'm such a girl) and have been putting in about 3cm. I think I may feel a tad rough in the morning. You havent had nearly enough judging by your post....NO spelling mistakes, youve even added punctuation in the right places...you must try harder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 I could be legless and I'd still do my utmost to spell and punctuate correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I used to know a lass who refused to eat veggie food shaped like it's meat alternative. So I used to make veggie sausage in funny shapes. She was fun. Sex wasn't sex it was a phsyical embodiment of gender roles and submissive dominant behaviour. Or something. I wonder why making sausages made you think of sex with her? Opal Fruits or Starburst. Used to hang out with US hardcore bands and they used to buy them by the boxload as they had no gelatine in them. Good times. I love opal fruits, bit too much after a while though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 Charlotte, every time I think of her I think about sex. Once we got around the whole sexual politics thing it got proper down and dirty. As for Opal Fruits, only when you've got the contents of two or more packs in your mouth, chewed and swallowed without fainting can you say that they are a bit much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Charlotte, every time I think of her I think about sex. Once we got around the whole sexual politics thing it got proper down and dirty. I find that about 'new earth' girls, always up for it. I mean girls need some meat don't they? As for Opal Fruits, only when you've got the contents of two or more packs in your mouth, chewed and swallowed without fainting can you say that they are a bit much! OMG your hardcore. BTW. Because we've had a few beers too we were just talking about threads being for example 'after the watershed'. Do you change the way you talk after about 7pm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 My uncle drowned in a whisky vat a few years back.... Took him four days to die, as he had to keep getting out to go for a piss. Please dont ban me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 I find that about 'new earth' girls, always up for it. I mean girls need some meat don't they? 24 times in 13 days adds credence to your claim. Damn near killed me though! BTW. Because we've had a few beers too we were just talking about threads being for example 'after the watershed'. Do you change the way you talk after about 7pm? Do you mean on here? During the day I post from work so moderate my language. At home, well, anything goes. The amount of alcohol I've consumed helps a great deal too. However, if my girlfried passes out on the sofa I get very free and easy on the keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 My uncle drowned in a whisky vat a few years back.... Took him four days to die, as he had to keep getting out to go for a piss. Please dont ban me Another oldie, another goldie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Do you mean on here? During the day I post from work so moderate my language. At home, well, anything goes. The amount of alcohol I've consumed helps a great deal too. However, if my girlfried passes out on the sofa I get very free and easy on the keyboard. I was just pondering it because i suppose i tend to think about swearing more often after 7pm. Maybe i've got my own kind of watershed built in. Like as if i've had it drummed into me for years. Maybe after 11pm it's even worse? BTW that's impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 I must confess that I swear so much at work that people don't even notice anymore. Mind you, I've moved to a new dept and have hardly said a word all week. On the plus side, I get to ogle the hot Chinese lass all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I must confess that I swear so much at work that people don't even notice anymore. Mind you, I've moved to a new dept and have hardly said a word all week. On the plus side, I get to ogle the hot Chinese lass all day! Mike likes that. If he doesn't say C**t by 2 minutes past nine in the morning it's an acheivement. I can't swear in my job. The partners at work are really 'churchy' and i hear them gasping if i say 'oh my god'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 My girlfriend says c**t more often than I do. I'm more creative with my swearing. Oddly, the most trouble my swearing ever got me into was when I once said 'Jesus Christ on a bike'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 My girlfriend says c**t more often than I do. I'm more creative with my swearing. Oddly, the most trouble my swearing ever got me into was when I once said 'Jesus Christ on a bike'. Ok i'm not a prude i just hate that word. It's so horrible. I think it sounds ok if a northerner says it but it just sounds wrong if you've got a posh accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 No, no, no. The C word only sounds correct if you sound like Jason Statham or you have a proper Essex/East London accent. Bill Hicks and Henry Rollins can say it well too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 No, no, no. The C word only sounds correct if you sound like Jason Statham or you have a proper Essex/East London accent. Bill Hicks and Henry Rollins can say it well too. yeah definitely! cockney or northern. Like Ray Winstone was born to say it. But not someone like Lady Victoria Hervy or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 yeah definitely! cockney or northern. Like Ray Winstone was born to say it. But not someone like Lady Victoria Hervy or something. Ahh Ray Winstone. Yeah, definitely. He was born to swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Ahh Ray Winstone. Yeah, definitely. He was born to swear. Very sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 He flies the flag for the erm.. gent who errs on the large side of town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 He's not that large. He's a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Innit time you passed out Mart? If you an Lots keep going at this rate I'll in the Bronze Medal position by morning. Talking of c*nt, don't you hate when people say bastard as if there's an r for the third letter. 'BarStood' sounds crap doesn't it? 'BasTud' is much betterer, sounds like you mean it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 yeah exactly posh people add 'r' and 'a' to swear words it's annoying. Which i why i never swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 yeah exactly posh people add 'r' and 'a' to swear words it's annoying. Which i why i never swear. why are you posh???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 I won't pass out, Jake, I never do. It's a curse and one which cost me a lot of money before I realised I couldn't beat it. The jury is out on the pronunciation of bastard. No 'R' sound does make it sound like you mean it although with the 'R' it's more drawn out, more hurt sounding. Like someone close to you has just shot you in the stomach "you baRstard, you, you fucking shot me". However, I may be talking bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 why are you posh???? of course. I never swearrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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