Bill Prawn Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 The Jewish Captain and the Chinese First Mate It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by their silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese." The First Officer replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why that?" The Captain said, "You bombed Pearl Harbour. That's why I don't like Chinese." The First Officer said, "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbour. That JAPANESE, not Chinese." And the Captain answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're all alike." Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer said, "No like Jew." The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" "Jews sink Titanic." The Captain tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it was an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg ... no mattah ... all same." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Lol! brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Boo :tomato::tomato: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Anyone seen the punch line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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