montezumola Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance guys. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed A nail in my tyre. Should I get a new tyre or just get this one repaired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 looks like shes cheating if shes hiding her phone no doubt, watch eastenders and ians girlfriend snatches her phone out of his hand when her other affair boyfriend rings her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 re... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 po.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 session? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 looks like shes cheating if shes hiding her phone no doubt, watch eastenders and ians girlfriend snatches her phone out of his hand when her other affair boyfriend rings her Read it again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afennell Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Love it, made it a bit obvious that i was not working as i fell over laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 opps i didnt read it propery, oh well she probably is cheating on you anyway:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrik Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Repost but very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun. Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 LOL .. not seen that before, very good, my likey. Shaun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Excellent. LOL @ Jazz, bless his little cottons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montezumola Posted May 9, 2006 Author Share Posted May 9, 2006 Repost but very nice Ahh shucks, tried doing a search on here to see if it had been - couldn't find it! looks like shes cheating if shes hiding her phone no doubt, watch eastenders and ians girlfriend snatches her phone out of his hand when her other affair boyfriend rings her ... Priceless mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Ahh shucks, tried doing a search on here to see if it had been - couldn't find it! ... Priceless mate! lol next time i will read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Lol you had me for ages then lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 hahaha just Nail the girlfriend, everyones happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyJawa Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 ooooo thats a really oldie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milocoon Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 They employ Kosovan and East European immigrants on a £0.25 per tyre puncture basis, your G/F is not involved trust me as she`s on my lap now performing. You are so paranoid when the truth is simple ! Blah Blah Blah and its not April 1st ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT-DEK Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Class!!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Wasn't it the Prawn that first posted a variation of that joke? I know that it lead to the most users online EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milocoon Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 And what a "Craik" it was, anything from T Be Sure to Buy One Get One Free, do a search and the guy is still here Supra-Less as he sold it for 99 Oil Wells off of George Bush (I can sell any car for an oil well !) Yee Hah ! PS : Flatty Puss do NOT piss off to Oz as I will miss U ! Everybody else is so boring ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Most users ever online was 345, 28-01-2005 at 17:06. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 ROTFLMAO!! you know,... After reading the title I instantly thought "please don't let Flat4 see this thread,.. He'll give this poor guy such a hard time" Thank god it turned out to be a joke. Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Where's the original thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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