How Dodgy are you all??

[Gibson Trimming]

http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html

 

Ffi Ffi

 

Apologies if its a re post..

[gaz1]

shit 37 years prison and a £7000 fine and thats for masurbating

[Thorin]

Probably a repost (I know I've done this before ages ago), but...

 

"Scoundrel

 

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 38 Potential fine: £9500"

[Jake]

Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500

[Thorin]

122 years?!?! LOL Jake

 

I guess the max fine tops out at £9500 then.

[Jake]

I think it was that mince pie on xmas day that did the damage

[sooper-supra]

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

[michael]

I'd rather have a larger fine and less time

 

Scoundrel

 

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 120.5 Potential fine: £2000

[Charlotte]

I didn't finish it. I found it all a bit personal.

 

Can't believe oral sex is banned in Minnesota even in private! What have they got oral sex detectives??

[Jake]

I didn't finish it. I found it all a bit personal.

Oh go on! Nobody will know which ones you've ticked.

 

Apart from we all know you're not a fan of the marmite speedway. You mentioned it in another thread iirc

[Charlotte]

Oh go on! Nobody will know which ones you've ticked.

 

Apart from we all know you're not a fan of the marmite speedway. You mentioned it in another thread iirc

 

Ok i'll tick all no then as of course i am whiter than white. No prison time for me, therefore less likely to face soap in the shower incidents.

 

Angel

 

Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0

 

Can't believe it's illegal to walk round your OWN house naked in Singapore. Crazy

[Jake]

What, you never eaten a mince pie on Christmas Day? Or downloaded the odd track off the net?

Women are such fibbers!

[raymanuk]

Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 98 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

 

 

And why are mince pies illeagal on Christmas day?!?

[mawby]

 

 

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0

[JODY T]

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 20 Potential fine: £5000

[Charlotte]

What, you never eaten a mince pie on Christmas Day? Or downloaded the odd track off the net?

Women are such fibbers!

 

I'm not keen on mince pies, besides christmas day is for selection boxes isn't it?

 

Mike does all the downloading in this house.

[CJ]

98 years and £9500 fine. Compared to Jake I am almost a model citizen

[jim_supra]

60.5 years for me, and a potential fine of £7000. But I ain't paying.

[Ewen]

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[Thorin]

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Lock him up and throw away the key!

[jim_supra]

I wonder how long after midnight does the shooting a welshman with a bow and arrow apply?

 

Because it could be interperated that everytime of the day is after midnight!

[Max Headroom]

marmite speedway.

 

 

Am I being slow here, wtf is that

[JamieP]

load of vilans on here:D

[MrRalphMan]

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 31.5 Potential fine: £7000

 

Compared to you lot I'm a bloody angel..

Although I hang my head in shame at the Stamp one..

[Kittyclaws]

Am I being slow here, wtf is that

 

 

marmite speedway is your stench trench