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10 Thoughts for 2006


jamesmark

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10- Life is sexually transmitted.

 

9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and horny. if you see one without and erection, make him a sandwich

 

7 - give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person how to use the internet and they wont bother you for weeks

 

6 - some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything, but you still cant help smile when you shove them down the stairs

 

5 - health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing

 

4 - all of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays not attention to criticism

 

3 - why does a slight tax increase cost us over £50, and a substantial tax cut saves us 50p

 

2- in the 60's, people too LSD to make the world wierd. now the world is wierd and people take prozac to make it normal

 

AND NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2006

 

1 - we know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in britian. but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located, maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration

 

 

ps sorry if repost

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