jamesmark Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 10- Life is sexually transmitted. 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and horny. if you see one without and erection, make him a sandwich 7 - give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person how to use the internet and they wont bother you for weeks 6 - some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything, but you still cant help smile when you shove them down the stairs 5 - health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing 4 - all of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays not attention to criticism 3 - why does a slight tax increase cost us over £50, and a substantial tax cut saves us 50p 2- in the 60's, people too LSD to make the world wierd. now the world is wierd and people take prozac to make it normal AND NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2006 1 - we know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in britian. but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located, maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration ps sorry if repost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 All so true.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 6, 2006 Author Share Posted May 6, 2006 i thought to especially the DVLA one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 #1 is too true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 thats soo funny, made me proper laugh that did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Yes,, thought the Number 1 was spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreesSZ Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 in fact, they should make no 1 so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Like them a lot Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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