Bill Prawn Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 A brave Knight decided to join the Holy Crusades. Deciding that his wife must wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I don't return within 4 years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life." The husband leaves on horseback and about 20 minutes later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees it is his best friend in a panic. "What's wrong?" he asks. Breathlessly his friend replies, "You gave me the wrong key!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 ok, for a Friday joke, not up to your best matey!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreesSZ Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I liked it, Ted the shrimp liked it too:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 hmmm C+ for that one lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 i liked that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 It is okay but nothing better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 I must have a different sense of humour to you guys.... I found that hillarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 That's for working too long for A******** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 I liked it. Way above average for here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted May 6, 2006 Author Share Posted May 6, 2006 I liked it. Way above average for here. Don't know if that's a compliment or a criticism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 i dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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