Tom S Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 A couple are getting married in the morning, and the groom is talking to his mum about the wedding. He asks his mum why does the bride wear white, she replies it is a traditional thing goes to proof the purity of her soul. So still a little confused he asks his dad the same question, to which he gets the following reply. Son, All domestic appliances come in white............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_mcevoy Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 very good mate if only mine was domesticated!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 very good mate if only mine was domesticated!! and sober;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 and sober;) I nearly called an ambulance...! a heady mixture of gin, wine, no food, lots of screaming and jumping around and maximum excitement... guess it had to end in tears somehow... she's wrapped in a blanket on the sofa behind me threatening to put Wizard of Oz on... it's that bad... I'm off down the gym... bloody drinkers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 she's wrapped in a blanket on the sofa behind me threatening to put Wizard of Oz on... it's that bad... Lightweight:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 and sober;) Oy! I heard that. Lets never speak of yesterday again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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