Bill Prawn Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 A young Scottish lad and a young Scottish lass are holding hands and gazing out over a beautiful Loch. After a few minutes, the girl says to the boy, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's time we had a wee cuddle." Blushing, the girl leans over and cuddles him. After a while, the girl says, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's about time for a wee kiss." She leans over and pecks him lightly on the cheek. There's another silence before the girl speaks, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's about time I put ma hand on your leg." Shyly, she puts his hand on her knee. At this point, she notices him very deep in thought and says, "Angus, another penny for you thoughts." "Well now," he frowns, "Ma thoughts are much more serious this time." "Really?" whispers the girl, biting her lip in anticipation. "Aye," he says, "Isn't it about time you paid me the first three pennies?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Good one... :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Sounds about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Nice, didn't see that one coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 decidedly average.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 28, 2006 Author Share Posted April 28, 2006 decidedly average.... Oi, stop being obnoxious:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Oi, stop being obnoxious:p oh BE have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Dupra Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 28, 2006 Author Share Posted April 28, 2006 They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him. Three times more than a Paddy then;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Dupra Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Three times more than a Paddy then;) An Englishman asked an Irishman to show him the biggest building in an Irish town. "There it is now" said the Irishman, "isn't it a fine structure entirely?" "Is that your biggest building?" asked the Englishman. "Why back in England we have buildings over a hundred times the size of that!" "I'm not surprised," said the Irishman,"that's the local lunatic asylum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 28, 2006 Author Share Posted April 28, 2006 An Englishman asked an Irishman to show him the biggest building in an Irish town. "There it is now" said the Irishman, "isn't it a fine structure entirely?" "Is that your biggest building?" asked the Englishman. "Why back in England we have buildings over a hundred times the size of that!" "I'm not surprised," said the Irishman,"that's the local lunatic asylum." Very poor, but then again they don't need big asylums in Ireland, all the nutters are on the outside:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Dupra Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Very poor, but then again they don't need big asylums in Ireland, all the nutters are on the outside:p What is the difference between an Englishman and his photograph? The photograph is fully developed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 28, 2006 Author Share Posted April 28, 2006 What is the difference between an Englishman and his photograph? The photograph is fully developed! Oh yes I can't deny that, because if I did I would appear negative:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Dupra Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Oh yes I can't deny that, because if I did I would appear negative:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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