Bill Prawn Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Following on another thread and a mis-print. How about the; BMP - British Motorists Party - A brighter future for all We could have our own polices like: Fair rights for all motorists - minority or not Equal prices for all on fuel and taxation Freedom to express own tastes and speed in approved areas All cars are equal, no distinction on colour or class Appreciate one another's car whether you like the country it came from or not Pedestrians to be contolled for crossing and illegal use of roads as pathways Please feel free to join and nominate members for cabinet positions. Home Secretary - Charlotte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 not sure if I agree with point 4... some cars are clearly more equal than others... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 not sure if I agree with point 4... some cars are clearly more equal than others... Orwell;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Well seeing as i was in the original board meeting i would like to be shadow home secretary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 6. BMW drivers need not apply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 6. BMW drivers need not apply No racialism allowed, even German cars are welcome:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Who has voted no? - A pedestrian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 Well seeing as i was in the original board meeting i would like to be shadow home secretary. Seconded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Charlotte - did Ed do you the 'ing-gerr-land' av by any chance...?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I'm sorry, your party is far to P.C for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 [*]Appreciate one another's car whether you like the country it can from or not Please feel free to join and nominate members for cabinet positions. Spelling sucks!! Who would be best for Truth...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Charlotte - did Ed do you the 'ing-gerr-land' av by any chance...?! Yeah he's my av creator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yeah he's my av creator. I bet Pixelfill will be upset by that remark... after all he's done for you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 6. BMW drivers need not apply They'll be covered under the Educational Policies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 As long as we make it completely illegal for pedestrians to cross the road at un-designated places. Therefore we can increase the speed limits and if a pedestrian is in the road in front of you (not including on a crossing!) then you can happily run them over and claim money from them (or their family in the case of death) to repair your car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 As long as we make it completely illegal for pedestrians to cross the road at un-designated places. Therefore we can increase the speed limits and if a pedestrian is in the road in front of you (not including on a crossing!) then you can happily run them over and claim money from them (or their family in the case of death) to repair your car! Added Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 hmm.... terribletuner to be foreign secretary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yeah he's my av creator. and stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 and stalker No, Edd T not Ed (porn freak). Mike's fault for wrong spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 Mike's fault for wrong spelling. He's good at that;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Tell me about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 No, Edd T not Ed (porn freak). Mike's fault for wrong spelling. my bad... sorry Edd_t for any unacceptable stress levels I may have caused you and your family for confusing you with Ed.... it was in no way meant as malicious and/or damaging to your reputation and please accept my apologies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 The Cabinet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 bill i just noticed you have penguins on you avatar.... welcome to the dark side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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