edd_t Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You've had too much of The Special Stuff only thing i have had too much of today is cups of tea, mini chocolate donuts, and stress! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You've had too much of The Special Stuff excellent, really miss that on tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 excellent, really miss that on tv. wtf is special stuff?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 wtf is special stuff??We don't want your sort round here. This is a local forum, for local people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 no really id dont know.....................oh i think i do.....errrrr.. oh yeah didnt get it still dont.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 no really id dont know.....................oh i think i do.....errrrr.. oh yeah didnt get it still dont.. paulines pens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Agreed, exit only. Don't get me wrong, i don't like anything touching my crack but in the interests of being healthy i would consider it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 "A healthy bowel movement must be eighteen inches long" Eh? Apparently the world record for the longest one is 26 feet, and took more than seven hours to deliver. The holder of that particular record was immediately banned from every public toilet in the state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Don't get me wrong, i don't like anything touching my crack but in the interests of being healthy i would consider it. iam sure its healthy, thats what i tell the wife any how, shes havin none of it tho..... paulines pens? wtf.... totally lost now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Apparently the world record for the longest one is 26 feet, and took more than seven hours to deliver. The holder of that particular record was immediately banned from every public toilet in the state. seven hours..... must have had an arse like a welly top.. :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Fascinating that the topic started on floaters then moved onto....well....floaters, I guess!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 And for anyone wanting to know how it was achieved: http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/archives/006472.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 And for anyone wanting to know how it was achieved: http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/archives/006472.php i ant gona click on that at work........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 “In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 you are joking... that's just plain wrong.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I'm just happy if mine are firm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I used to sit in bed trying to look at them and stop them moving Never worked....... I need to get out more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew7 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 According to that skinny old bint from that eating program if your poo doesn't float you're in trouble. What she meant was, if you fall in the river and crap yourself then you'll have something to hang on to... If it doesn't float you'll drown........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I used to sit in bed trying to look at them and stop them moving Never worked....... I need to get out more floaters or poops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 think this is definitely in the running for weird thread award 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris burford Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 think this is definitely in the running for weird thread award 2005 Surely it should be weird thread 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 no, because its more weird to be 2005. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Floaters (of the eye variety!) are often detatched clumps of cells in the vitreous (the clear bit) of the eye itself, what you are seeing is not the floater, it is just the shadow the floater casts on your retina... it tends to get worse with age, it can be a sign of poor eye health, generally it's nothing to worry about as everyone gets them... as for that super long poo, that's just plain wrong! why oh why would anyone do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJI Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 when you're younger your eye gel (the transparent fluid that fills the eye ball between your retina and the front of your eye) is much more solid than when you get older. As you age this gell starts to become more fluid and can cause strings of denser fluid or gel compared to other areas. Its these strings of denser gel which give rise to the 'floaters'. As already pointed out if you suddenly get loads of them then this can be a sign of retinal detatchment which is a serious eye condition and needs emergency attention. This also can be the case if you start seeing flashing points of light constantly. But a number of 'floaters' is common and is just a result of getting older. If you look up into the daylight sky and the suddenly look upwards... you may see a few of them race across your vision. I started noticing a few in my vision a couple of years back and I went to my doctor who gave me the info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 I've had mine since I was at infant school!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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