Wednesday jokes

[Chris Wilson]

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a

very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do

anything you want."

 

 

 

So he tied her up and went golfing.

 

 

 

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran

into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her

lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

 

 

 

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or

mountain stuff?"

 

 

 

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."

 

 

 

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Marriage is a relationship

in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

 

 

 

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A Polish immigrant went to the DVLC to apply for a driver's license.

 

 

 

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

 

 

 

The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked.

 

 

 

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

 

 

 

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I

must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the

convent."

 

 

 

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

[Ark]

[Gaz6002]

[Tigger]

Old oens but good

[JohnA]

... "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

 

This deserves a one-hand clap;)

 

 

Nice ones.

[Tom S]