MaveriK Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 > Irish Football Supporters > > Three Irishmen and three Englishmen are travelling by train to a football > match in London . > > At the station, the three English each buy a ticket and watch as the three > Irish buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to > travel on only one ticket?",asks one of the English. "Watch and learn," > answers one of the Irish. > > They all board the train. The English take their respective seats but all > three Irish cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly > after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. > He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens > just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor > takes it and moves on. > > The English are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide > to copy the Irish on the return trip and save some money. When they get to > the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip... To their > astonishment, the Irish don't buy a ticket at all !! "How are you going to > travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed English. "Watch and learn..." > says one of the Irish. > > When they board the train the three Irish cram into a toilet And soon > after the three English pile into another nearby. The train departs. > Shortly afterwards, one of the Irish leaves the toilet and sneaks across > To the toilet where the English are hiding. He knocks on the door and > says, "Ticket please..." I'll be here all week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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