Chris Wilson Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Guy goes to the Doctors and says "Doc, there's something wrong with my leg, it keeps talking to me." The Doctor says "Lie down and I'll have a listen". He puts his stethoscope on the guys thigh and the leg says "Lend me a fiver". He puts it on the knee and the leg says "Lend me a Tenner" He puts it on the ankle and the legs says "Lend me twenty quid" The guy says "what's wrong Doc?" The doctor says "your leg's broke in 3 places." A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go. When they get to the doctors, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but never framed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 lol 2nd one in particular. The comedy genius strikes again!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Funny But why would you paint a toilet seat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Funny But why would you paint a toilet seat! To frame your wife's butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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