Bill Prawn Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the Father O'Malley opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... Have you actually ever tasted it? The Rabbi Borowitz said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too...I know you're supposed to be celibate. But...." O'Malley replied, "To be sure, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And another little one for good measure What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the parcel in an Irish pub!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tom S Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Happy St Drinkers Day everyone, I'll be downing a few Jamies today !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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