Guest gzaerojon Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!" The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner." Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You ****ing b*stard!!!" The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?" Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to borrow a ****ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CardiffSupra Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 LOL good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angarak Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Bernard manning joke if Im not mistaken...funny all the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnK Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Bernard manning joke if Im not mistaken...funny all the same I could have sworn it was Mike Reid, but as you say one of the good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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