Chris Wilson Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and,after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying, and the husband is obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon...Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month," the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a Can of paint and dropped it. Then she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly. "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "We know." said the young man, hanging his head, "We're not welcome at B & Q either.!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Are you still welcome at B & Q after your 'incident'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Are you still welcome at B & Q after your 'incident'? I just Do It All now, but can't Focus very well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I just Do It All now, but can't Focus very well. Ahh i see you got passed 'home base' then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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