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Blundering Drunken Oaf


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T'were my mates stag do on Saturday night. I have to say that it was ridiculously tame considering what can happen on a normal night out with the bike club, but anyway he was absolutely rat arsed & got taken home about 1am (lightweight..)

 

I got a phone call yesterday from one of the lads with this belter:

 

Owen had obviously gone on a drunken wander round his flat during the night (this guy's about 6'7" and built like two seperate gorillas).

 

The door frame was found under his bed.

 

There is a towel stuck round the U-bend of the toilet - only a little bit sticking out.

 

His Playstation is bust.

 

He's fallen over, smashing the TV stand.

 

Got tangled up in all the cables.

 

and this had me in tears laughing...

 

thrown up all over the TV electricuting him!

 

He's absolutely fine, but for gods sake what the hell was he doing?!!

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