mr lover Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 >> A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: >> Y'know sump tin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire >> station... >> >> Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. >> Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. >> Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. >> >> From now on, when I says, >> >> 'Bell one,' I want you to strip naked. >> 'Bell two,' you jump on de bed. >> 'Bell tree,' we's gonna mek love all tru de night." >> >> The next night, he came home and shouted, 'Bell One' and she stripped >> naked. >> 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. >> 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love. >> >> After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "BellFour!" >> What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?" asked the astonished Jamaican. >> >> >> >> >> >> She replied: ........... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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