Jake Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 ...for all you working folks A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." ...now get back to work you skivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Veyr funny... but Go to bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 the old ones are the best arent they Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra dan Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 think they found that one painted on a cave wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 That's so old I was convinced the first reply would be 'Gimme an R....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 its funny. i've never heard it before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 the old ones are the best arent they Well Jake is old remember!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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