markymark Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 >>A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy >>blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. >> >> >>He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and >>although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says >>"Sorry, do you know me?" >> >>She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children." >> >> >>His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. >> >>"Holy shit," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that >>I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your >>girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my >>ass?" >> >>No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Certainly is Mark. But I like rethread;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted March 10, 2006 Author Share Posted March 10, 2006 Certainly is Mark. But I like rethread;) cheers for no abuse m8 makes a change you usually slate me ha ha i must be wearing you down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 cheers for no abuse m8 makes a change you usually slate me ha ha i must be wearing you down. What? I've never slated you:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted March 10, 2006 Author Share Posted March 10, 2006 What? I've never slated you:p Oh well done Mark. Two in one day here and there Surely King of the repost of the repost thats just a couple i found ya big over grown shrimp:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted March 10, 2006 Author Share Posted March 10, 2006 dont know how to send the thread so just pasted them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Oh well done Mark. Two in one day here and there Surely King of the repost of the repost thats just a couple i found ya big over grown shrimp:p That's not a slating, just good humoured banter;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted March 10, 2006 Author Share Posted March 10, 2006 That's not a slating, just good humoured banter;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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