RobSheffield Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 remind me not to piss any of you guys off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Garfy Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Are you worried that he may come round at some time and damage you cars? but I suppose the camera's will catch him. Just answered my own question:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Apparently our house is on a training route and we often get other peoples post from our street, but what I don't understand is the post that blows around the road because it's been dropped in the street. I don't care how new you are to postal work, it must be obvious that post goes through peoples doors, not just dropped in the street. I gotta get me some CCTV, I'm a real nosy bugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markie Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 find out where he lives , and borrow a local farmers shit spreader .job done literally .lol:) Yeah, go and take a BIG shit in the post office and say you just could not wait! Also, law has video evidence and still needs a member of the public as a witness???!!!! What a pile of usless crap! And done on private property - Does that mean I can go and use my neighbours yard as a toilet aslong as none sees me and its perfectly legal? Law is an ass. But I guess its not going to make them any money, just invole them doing some paper work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loks Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 no don't. We pay enough already for the p*ss-poor service they provide! Surely a bad choice of words here? Anyway Burna, did you catch the little ferkers who nicked the valve caps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Haggas Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Sorry to hear this Burna,but i have to say that it was a bit unthoughtful on your part for closing your front door that morning.If you had of left it open im sure weena would have used your loo.....You have only yourself to blame!Seriously I would be tempted to aquire a throne,paint it red with a nice postal service logo on the lid and place it by your front door.It may be interesting to see if any callers to your door lift the lid!(dont forget to write under the lid P.O........) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 Surely a bad choice of words here? Anyway Burna, did you catch the little ferkers who nicked the valve caps? No I haven't managed to catch them yet, the police said they wouldn’t be able to do anything either as they are under 16 I would recommend getting CCTV to anyone who wants to keep an eye on things, but don't make the mistake I did and have a system fitted that is not easily noticed by the public. Even the police couldn't spot the cameras as they must have been looking for typical CCTV cameras not the sony bullet cameras we have. I suggest you also fit a typical sized camera on the front so it is noticed and acts as a deterrent, I'm also putting a couple of signs up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 Sorry to hear this Burna,but i have to say that it was a bit unthoughtful on your part for closing your front door that morning.If you had of left it open im sure weena would have used your loo.....You have only yourself to blame!Seriously I would be tempted to aquire a throne,paint it red with a nice postal service logo on the lid and place it by your front door.It may be interesting to see if any callers to your door lift the lid!(dont forget to write under the lid P.O........) Now why didn't I think of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loks Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 And electrify it, just in case Posty feels the need again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 I reckon find out where he lives and take a crap on his doorstep! And use his cat to wipe your arse! here here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 LMAO! Sorry mate, but I just found this hilarious! Can you get the footage on the PC - it'd make a great video on the Internet. See how your postie likes that. Funnily enough I have a urination story too. Local pub after work. Notice the doors proped open to the gents, but think nothing of it. Standing having a slash as you do when I hear a door open - two girls walk out of the ladies - right opposite the gents to see me smiling at them with my knob out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 I knew you would find it funny Pete So would I if it wasn't on my doorstep I can put the footage on the PC and that was my plan, but I have to check where I stand legally with public identifying a postal employee. I think by entering my property he has thrown away his rights to me using his image, I don't know. Anyone a lawyer here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 No-one has to know you sent it You're not identifying him, just random postie in random part of the UK. I say f*ck the lot of 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Posties are the unsung heroes. Perhaps they can now expand their skillset into fertilising people's gardens. Two birds with one stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 host it, blank his face out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 Posties are the unsung heroes. Perhaps they can now expand their skillset into fertilising people's gardens. Two birds with one stone. I think it needs a Bollywood movie John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 host it, blank his face out Good idea but I have no idea how to edit video like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Good idea but I have no idea how to edit video like that I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Good idea but I have no idea how to edit video like that Is it on your PC mate. If it is, take a screen grab from the video. Sorry to hear your having problems Burna. The post man issue is crazy, but the stolen air caps would really piss me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 I'm going to have a go at putting it on my pc tonight, I'm pretty sure I know how to do that bit, then Pete can have a play with the postman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 can't they get him for indecent exposure? Or some kind of health thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 can't they get him for indecent exposure? Or some kind of health thing? Nope, you need a member of the public to witness it, and also it was on private property. Crazy I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 I'm glad. I'm pretty sure I'm on a CCTV camera somewhere after shagging on a pile of palettes out the back of B&Q many moons ago. (I didn't say that next time you see Vicki ok?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 When I read that, I thought you typed "shagging a pile of pallettes" which I had difficulty visualising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 When I read that, I thought you typed "shagging a pile of pallettes" which I had difficulty visualising. Oooo - the splinters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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