The Office MUPPET..

[CardiffSupra]

every office has one ... but i think we have THE most annoying one out the lot....

 

1) she does sweet f' all all day every day - cause she brown noses the boss and gets "temps" to "help" her do the work

 

2) shouts all the time

 

3) CRUDE... i mean to the extent where it makes you physically sick - its almost like she aims to be the biggest asshole here...

 

4) lunch - 24/7 she goes on about what she had for breakfast, dinner, lunch, brunch... i even say to her "lady, does this face look like it cares? "

 

5) she ain't a pretty picture.... i would overlook that fact if she had a personality- but heck ... hard luck

 

6) opinion on EVERYTHING - even though she has not got a clue!!!

 

 

i'm looking for other work to get away from people like her - seems her "ethos" is spreading to the other office bimbos........

 

:ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH:

 

rant off.

 

I think someones got a crush ooooooooooooooooo

[Ark]

actually what can you do about smelly people ...

 

the managment wont do anything because they dont want to make a fuss and HR are a bunch of useless idiots. We once arragned a secret santa thing and rigged it so that the person won some bath care thing.

The response ... ohh bath stuff, I dont take baths .....

 

There was a thing on this on the news some months back. The company sacked some bloke who sued for unfair dismissal - they all got to court, and to paraphrase and extemporise extensively, the jury all said "God you smell. No wonder they sacked you"

[Supra-Dupra]

tie her to her chair and throw her out of the window

 

Tie her to the window and through a chair out it ! Double whammy

[Guest Flat4_ire]

Tie her to the window and through a chair out it ! Double whammy

love to tie u to the window, u tightass, ever here of replying to texts??

[letmeshowyou]

Back on topic...

 

there's one of these in my office. I wish I knew what the proper way to deal with someone like that was! (chairs and windows aside)

[Pete]

I've never wanted my back door kickin in, thanks Peter.

 

Could do with a door knob polishing though.

Crikey - full first name! I have been bad.

[Pete]

actually what can you do about smelly people ...

You have to tell them straight. It's difficult, but I've been there and had to tell an employee they smelt.

You just gotta say in a private area, this is a sensitive subject but I feel someone should say that ...well....frankly you whiff a bit. Your arm pits make my eyes water, I want to heave when you're around - for all our sakes, please...have a bath!

[RedM]

We had a proper headcase of a lass working with us.

 

Started out nice as pie. One night she collared me in the car park and told me that she suffered from bad depression and mood swings and might need a 'friend' in the office.

 

Then started to slack off. Sat on t'internet all day, resented answering the phone and started to manipulate people. She'd tell customers that she was going away for a few days to get her head sorted. Then I think there was some affair with a rep and she just became intolerable.

 

She stormed out one day after I commented that I didn;t expect here to do everything, just something other than sit there.

 

I think we are better off without her. Her replacement is the funniest lass you've ever met. I could write a book on all the funny stuff she does.