penguin Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 every office has one ... but i think we have THE most annoying one out the lot.... 1) she does sweet f' all all day every day - cause she brown noses the boss and gets "temps" to "help" her do the work 2) shouts all the time 3) CRUDE... i mean to the extent where it makes you physically sick - its almost like she aims to be the biggest asshole here... 4) lunch - 24/7 she goes on about what she had for breakfast, dinner, lunch, brunch... i even say to her "lady, does this face look like it cares? " 5) she ain't a pretty picture.... i would overlook that fact if she had a personality- but heck ... hard luck 6) opinion on EVERYTHING - even though she has not got a clue!!! i'm looking for other work to get away from people like her - seems her "ethos" is spreading to the other office bimbos........ :ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH: rant off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attilauk Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 tie her to her chair and throw her out of the window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 that did cross my mind - i think i'm better off jumping out myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I have one of those in my office! Number 4 is very accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 is her name holly, its so like the one at my work but not the crude thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 What do you mean by crude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 crude - she gives proper intimate details (JUST BLURTS EM OUT) about how she likes her back door kicked in, how she knows a lot of "shit shovellers" and thinks they are great.... and SOOOO MUCH MORE..... she swears in every sentence .... OMG - shes a chav!!! i think its a work place thing - they have to have a balance.... so they employ these layabouts to piss off the normal workforce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 7) she takes credit for everything ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Is she trying to be cool and accepted by the boyz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 crude - she gives proper intimate details about how she likes her back door kicked in... There's crude, and there's unacceptable, and that crosses the line for an office environment. Sounds like a case of sexual harassment to me. It's bizarre how some women do this kind of stuff, yet probably wouldn't stand for it if you turned around and talked about how you f***ed some girl up the tradesmans. We had a woman like that in the office once - everyone was appalled but you just don't do anything...As I say: bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 Is she trying to be cool and accepted by the boyz? well she aint doin a good job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 There's crude, and there's unacceptable, and that crosses the line for an office environment. Sounds like a case of sexual harassment to me. It's bizarre how some women do this kind of stuff, yet probably wouldn't stand for it if you turned around and talked about how you f***ed some girl up the tradesmans. We had a woman like that in the office once - everyone was appalled but you just don't do anything...As I say: bizarre. Thank you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck_legend Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 crude - she gives proper intimate details (JUST BLURTS EM OUT) about how she likes her back door kicked inQUOTE] If thats the case i'd just shove it right up her diamond... maybe then she'll shut up. If not then atleast the office can have a laff at her expense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 crude - she gives proper intimate details (JUST BLURTS EM OUT) about how she likes her back door kicked inQUOTE] If thats the case i'd just shove it right up her diamond... maybe then she'll shut up. If not then atleast the office can have a laff at her expense. please see point 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickTT Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 i think its a work place thing - they have to have a balance.... so they employ these layabouts to piss off the normal workforce... we have that at our work... we call them the management Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 please see point 5. s'OK - she'd be facing the other way Or you could follow the double-bag rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 i'd never consider doing that. End of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 crude - she gives proper intimate details (JUST BLURTS EM OUT) about how she likes her back door kicked in She's not called Ed is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 We've got one! Been here 10yrs and is useless. This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee. Asks the same techie questions again & again in the space of a few hours. You'll explain something - he'll then explain it back to you. And then ask the same thing an hour later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 nope, its Nik-e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I've never wanted my back door kickin in, thanks Peter. Could do with a door knob polishing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_y3k Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 we have one too, in addition to the above we have 6) Smelling like the shower has not worked for 8 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 ah so its a nation wide issue.... hmm... i'm begining to think we may have some kind of epidemic here - bigger then FOOT and mouth AND much bigger then bird flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 My boss is a complete twat . . . . . oh hang on . . . . . I work for myself . . . . . . . . oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_y3k Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 actually what can you do about smelly people ... the managment wont do anything because they dont want to make a fuss and HR are a bunch of useless idiots. We once arragned a secret santa thing and rigged it so that the person won some bath care thing. The response ... ohh bath stuff, I dont take baths ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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