Jake Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spent all her savings but felt pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the assistant "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50", the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. On her way to the bus stop she stopped at a shop. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same question. The assistant responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "Actually I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are." They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That's incredible, how could you tell?" The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?" "I promise I won't", she says. "I was behind you in the queue at McDonald's." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 hahaha, omg, i really like that one. nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Supragal Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 You're on form today Jake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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