Jake Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 A man walks into his office and tells his best mate, "oh man, I'm constipated as hell, it's so bad I think I need to go to the doctor". His friend says "oh come on, it can't be that bad, isn't there something you can take for that?" and he replies "no way man, it's really, really bad!" So off he heads to the doctor, and after an examination, sure enough the doctor says "yes, you're quite right, I'm afraid your constipation is terribly bad, I'm going to have to give you a suppository" and the man replies "suppository? what's that?" and the doctor says "it's a pellet that I have to insert into your rectum". So with a sigh, the man says "well, do what you gotta do, doc", so he bends over the table and the doctor shoves the suppository up his arse. As he pushes it in, the man screams "OH SHIT!!!" and the doctor replies "yes I'm sorry, the suppositories are rather large". Finally, the man pulls up his pants and the doctor says "now take the rest of these and have your wife give them to you." So the man gets home and says "honey, I need you to give me these suppositories, I have to bend over and you need to stick one up my arse", so he bends over and she puts one hand on his shoulder and shoves it up his arse. He screams "OH SHIT!!!" His wife says, "baby, are you ok?" and he says "I just remembered the doctor had both hands on my shoulders!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RedM Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 R E Just kidding. Very amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 R E Just kidding. Very amusing. You bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 dude. sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Ewww Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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