TrickTT Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Lots of interesting fact I got sent by email: No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. They disproved that on Brainiac on saturday using toilet roll paper and a wacker plate they folded it 9 times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Surely it would mean the opposite, ie we don't need big ears because we can hear properly?? no - natures rule is "use it, or lose it"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Your ears keep growing from the day your are born to when you die. Damn, you stole mine, and also your nose by the way They are the only parts of the human body that do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Oh yeah here's a good one - the average man spends 36 hours out of their life masturbating Hmmmm......how could that time have been better spent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 36 hours ?? how long does this man live without a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. Actually this is not true, also disproved by that wonderful show that is....Braniac! A long term myth but is def not true. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 36 hours ?? how long does this man live without a woman A day and a half I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 Oh yeah here's a good one - the average man spends 36 hours out of their life masturbating a week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 that MAY be true.... my boss (who's a right wanker btw)... recently divorced.. every single day he is trying it on with every woman in the office... even the one's you'd need alcohol poisoning to see as "attractive".... i say live life like a lion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 a week? somebody give this man a blue peter badge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 somebody give this man a blue peter badge yea, just be careful where you pin it. I might burst! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 yea, just be careful where you pin it. I might burst! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Oh yeah here's a good one - the average man spends 36 hours out of their life masturbating And what about women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 And what about women? few hours a day * 7 days a week * 52 weeks in a year * number of years in her lifetime = result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 oh and 9/10 people (YES MEN AND WOMEN) masturbate atleast twice a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 And what about women? Oi Charlotte! Keep both hands on the keyboard where I can see them you mucky pup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attilauk Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Gimme a chance - this thread grew too quickly. At least I worked it out myself. lol so did i mate and its 1091 cos you forgot atmospheric pressure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doughie Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 average person sleeps 45 years of their lifetime .... garbage mate ! 20 - 25 years, yep. oh back to the m*sturbate thing. - every single woman i've ever been out with (and that's a fair few) admits to it at some point. all of them. boring story i know, but there you go. (i did a survey and hairbrush handle is apparently a popular, ahh, handy ladies' choice of tool). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Oi Charlotte! Keep both hands on the keyboard where I can see them you mucky pup! I was speaking hypothetically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Bloody hell I nip out for 20 mins and the whole masturbation thing took off!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 With regards to women Charlotte - I've no idea, but I suspect possibly more time - I'd be doing it 24/7 if I was a woman:innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 With regards to women Charlotte - I've no idea, but I suspect possibly more time - I'd be doing it 24/7 if I was a woman:innocent: you dutty "shult" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 garbage mate ! 20 - 25 years, yep. oh back to the m*sturbate thing. - every single woman i've ever been out with (and that's a fair few) admits to it at some point. all of them. boring story i know, but there you go. (i did a survey and hairbrush handle is apparently a popular, ahh, handy ladies' choice of tool). 68.5% of averages are made up on the spot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doughie Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 68.5% of averages are made up on the spot basic maths dude ... people live average about 75 years (women longer than men so i guess all that hairbrush-handle action does them some good...) , if they slept for 45 years that's over HALF their life, - equates to about 14.5hours a day, every day. Now i like a lie-in a much as anyone, but people don't spend 9.5 hours a day awake, and 14.5hours sleeping. one more thing on the women i've known... a lot of them were MORE than happy to give a..... demo. in fact ..they loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 basic maths dude ... people live average about 75 years (women longer than men so i guess all that hairbrush-handle action does them some good...) , if they slept for 45 years that's over HALF their life, - equates to about 14.5hours a day, every day. Now i like a lie-in a much as anyone, but people don't spend 9.5 hours a day awake, and 14.5hours sleeping. you need to get a handbrush handle too dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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