markrzs Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger woods drives into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completley unaware who the golf pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger woods nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzel, as he does two golf tee's fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose ? asks the attendant. "They're called Tee's" replies Tiger. Well what on gods earth are dey for ?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when i'm driving" says Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus" says the Irishman, "BMW think of everythin". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Heard it before, good though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 GOLF IS GHEY! http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/580/golfisghey1iv.jpg Not really, I love golf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 Heard it before, good though! Dam it ! Piped at the post again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Dupra Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Funny one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat4_ire Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 nobody here talks like that!! "top o the mornin to ya" my god we are not leprechauns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 nobody here talks like that!! "top o the mornin to ya" my god we are not leprechauns Sorry lad, I did'nt mean to offend you but I thought it was a good'n;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Dupra Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Sorry lad, I did'nt mean to offend you but I thought it was a good'n;) Dont mind him he gets offended lookin in the mirror... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat4_ire Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Blue your my boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Dupra Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Blue your my boy! I like you, but your craa aazy man ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Didn't we have a discussion recently about racist jokes??? Aw bollocks, we're not that easily offended. (Lucky for you!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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