Bill Prawn Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail, when an exceptionally handsome, tall, sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman couldn't take her eyes off him. The man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked straight over to her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything that you want me to, no matter how kinky, for 20 dollars, on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked, "What's the condition?" The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just 3 words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, reached into her purse and slowly counted out four $5 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand, along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and said slowly and meaningfully ..... "Clean my house." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 "pay my mortgage" would have been my 3! or "clear my debts" maybe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 not your best Tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Not the best but better than that IT one before...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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