edd_t Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Two prawns were swimming around in the tropical sea. One was called Justin and the other called Christian. They were always being threatened by the sharks that patrolled the area. One day, during a storm, Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten." Just at that moment, a huge flash of lightning hit the water above them and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old friend. Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates swam away whenever he came close to them. He didn't realise that it was his menacing appearance which was the cause of his sad plight. The next time there was a storm, Justin wondered if that the same lightning force could change him back into a prawn. Whilst he was deep in thought about being a prawn once more, another flash of lightning struck the water above him and, lo and behold, he turned back into prawn. With tears of joy in his eyes, Justin swam back to all his old friends. Looking around the gathering that greeted him, he searched for his old best friend. "Where's Christian?" he asked the others. "He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides and became a shark", was the reply. Eager to put things right again with his friend, Justin set off to Christian's house. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked." Justin shouted back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed." "I'm a prawn again Christian." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 im sure this is a R....E....P.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 im sure this is a R....E....P.... no no its my first ever friday joke, dont say its a report Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Its old...it may be a repost but its still funny !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 no no its my first ever friday joke, dont say its a report Sorry to say Edd but it is, and I should know Justin and Christian are cousins of mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 LMAO i like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Yep its not a bad one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=56784&highlight=Cod Reply No. 8. (Sorry mate) Still funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 it wasnt even that long ago either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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