Bill Prawn Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Kemo Sabi?" The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment then speaks, "Tonto you dickhead, someone stole our tent." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Classic.... as good as always bill lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 havent seen that one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 nice one. I also like the term 'oldie' in the thread title, it makes people feel guilty before posting the dreaded 'repost'. Doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 nice one. I also like the term 'oldie' in the thread title, it makes people feel guilty before posting the dreaded 'repost'. Doesn't it? No it's just that I heard it a long time ago and thought others might have done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I heard it before V funny. What was not so funny was having to explain it very slowly to the girlfreind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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