Bill Prawn Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organiser 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest (white lies okay) 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, HE MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. to never forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the f*ck up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 so true it hurts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 lol i like that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 really? thats odd because so many blokes I know are so pathetically clingy and attention seeking it hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 euuu! and why would you want them to be a gynecologist. *vomits* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrik Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 The list is so true.... (Thinking about my GF) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 really? thats odd because so many blokes I know are so pathetically clingy and attention seeking it hurts. ah but once they get over that.... its 1/2/3 that counts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 get over it? It gets worse with time. PERSONAL SPACE BOYS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 get over it? It gets worse with time. PERSONAL SPACE BOYS. Or see number 52.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 well in my experiance - women change soon after getting "commited"/"attached".... and not for the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 get over it? It gets worse with time. PERSONAL SPACE BOYS. in that case you've pulled a "woman in a mans body".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 yeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss no 52 is kinda right. Perhaps I do have a talent for pulling pansy boys. In the past that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Actually, I reckon men would be very similar... but they never get to know because women are considerate enough not to need reminding to do those things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 what the hell is no 6 about?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 what the hell is no 6 about?? I *presumed* that mean be really good at everything but I expect it's really about the guy who wrote the joke being a male chauvenist pig. who *thinks* women need a 'master' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I *presumed* that mean be really good at everything but I expect it's really about the guy who wrote the joke being a male chauvenist pig. who *thinks* women need a 'master' Maybe it's to be masterful...ie tell you "sit down and shut up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Maybe it's to be masterful...ie tell you "sit down and shut up!" yesssssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 yesssssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Maybe it's to be masterful...ie tell you "sit down and shut up!" oooooh you seem well practised at that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 oooooh you seem well practised at that.... Makes the missus go weak at the knees everytime...oh yes indeed - then she lamps me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Makes the missus go weak at the knees everytime...oh yes indeed - then she lamps me. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 glad i missed this discussion. you girls.......................................... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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