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A prayer to end the week


Bill Prawn

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today, because they pissed me off.

 

And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.

 

Help me to always give 100% at work:

 

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Friday

 

And most importantly, please help me to remember:

 

When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, yet only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack the asshole in the mouth!

 

:innocent: :innocent:

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