Bill Prawn Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 A smart ol' hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the back of his pickup truck, and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden, who hated hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, so the hillbilly pulled out a Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt and said, "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt and said, "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt and said, "This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina, You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Just where the hell are you from, boy?" The hillbilly bent over, dropped his pants and said, "You tell me. You're the expert." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irfan_habib Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 LOL! A bit keen for Friday are we... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 LOL! A bit keen for Friday are we... Yeah I'm out all day tomorrow, but I wanted to keep the tradition going;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 i read it again today, as it's Friday. still just as funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Excellent. Not heard that one either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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