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Valentine plans - what to do?


Pete

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buy her something really nice and massive and buy her a vibrator,

 

if she dont like the pressie she can go feck herself lol

 

i agree with pete's original comment about marketing hype me and my sarah are not doing anything for valentines we are going out for a meal after it, as round our way they charge a booking fee which is just day light robbery and to think mugs actually pay it

 

so we will have our own special day, like everyday i have with her

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think how randy rabbits are.

my old rabbit would shag angthing. Lawn mower, footballs, ballons, cats,.. anything.

 

Can't be anything compared our gerbil Vin. He lives with four other boys and he makes their lives hell. Its the squeaking from the other gerbs that I can't stand, its like listening to a scene from Deliverance.

 

Squeal piggy, squeal....

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We've already got a fat b@stard rabbit. Not quite as large as that one.

 

I had a hamster once... You wouldn't believe how well hung he was - I mean, half his body length and a third as wide. Poor female hamster. Still, didn't stop them having baby hamsters.

It was funny as he'd get an erection and climb up the side of the cage with his knob hanging out between the bars. Honestly, I've never seen anything like it. (Apart from myself of course) - no, I'm not hung like a hamster, I'm talking proportions ok. :p

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