Bill Prawn Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 A man walks into a restaurant with a fully grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That Will be £6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches Into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" Asks the waitress. "No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man! "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £22.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million pounds or something, but you'll always be as rich for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a pint of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "But sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanessa Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 wasn't expecting that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 LOL! nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Pmsl thats great !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supRo Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Similar to another joke where it's a man, an ostrich and a cat. But the cat never buys the drinks..........The man had asked the Genie for a long legged bird with a tight pussy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 lol well funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I didn't know Chris Wilson ate burgers R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurgen-Jm-Imports Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imvarma Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 great joke & suprise punchline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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