Chris Wilson Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms hed like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. Im really going to give it to this girl, the boy tells the pharmacist. I intend to go for hours and hours. The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door. Oh Im so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you were this religious. The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I am sure you've posted that before Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letmeshowyou Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 Nah, maybe something slightly similar, but not that, unless I am losing my memory again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DON Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 class:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Hey - is this the first documented SELF REPOST...!!?? R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I am sure you've posted that before Chris No Chris was not guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 Good, thought I was going crackers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I've self reposted I'm sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I'm self possessed I'm sure Wow really, what a confession:respekt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 i will hold my hand up as the poster of this a couple of weeks ago, lol. still funny however many times you read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Phew, I thought we had an incident there - we can now formally downgrade Chris to a regular only DEFCON3 R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 Phew, I thought we had an incident there - we can now formally downgrade Chris to a regular only DEFCON3 R I will sleep easier in my bed tonight, thanks for the reassurance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 good joke nonetheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I am sure you've posted that before Chris Yeah was gonna say the same , quality joke anwyay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 : a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. A "Family" pack? Of condoms??? Maybe in Shropshire, eh Chris?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 A "Family" pack? Of condoms??? Maybe in Shropshire, eh Chris?? We immigrants into Shropshire have to be VERY careful, it's a different world out here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 We immigrants into Shropshire have to be VERY careful, it's a different world out here! Oh yes...Stay away from Broseley. They don't bother with the condoms when THEY keep it in the family!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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