monkey76364 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 A factory in America makes Tickle Me Elmo toys and the toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00. The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door and the foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole assembly line is backing up fast. The Personnel manager decides to see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the assembly line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor. At the end of the line is the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Hahahahaa, just the mental image of those toys is creasing me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 love that joke, gave me a smile first thing today funnily enough their is a Japanese pop group named The Brilliant Green, and their lead singer Tomoko Kawase, well, she has a thing for Elmo's and you would see her at concerts with Elmo tucked into her jean's belt edited for all the Japanese language people here, Kawase Tomoko, lol should have put that in the above text :| sorting 40GB of Kanji albums has done my head in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Rendar Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 This is the funniest joke I've seen in ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Superb!!! Thankyou!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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markymark Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 nice one!!![ATTACH]27269[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Tomoko and Elmo ^^ (2nd photo down), lol http://wiki.theppn.org/Kawase_Tomoko their albums are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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