RedM Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 See what this website says about you. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl Here's me: Ten Top Trivia Tips about Martin! 1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than martin. 2. In 1982 Time Magazine named martin its 'Man of the Year'! 3. Martin is actually a vegetable, not a fruit. 4. If you lick martin ten times, you will consume one calorie! (Ladies.... oh ladies) 5. Martin is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world. (any women fancy playing a blue veined solo on my one eyed piccolo?) 6. Cats use their martin to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through. 7. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink martin. (again...oh ladies) 8. About 100 people choke to death on martin each year. (and again, oh ladies. I knew all their names though) 9. Martin can use only about ten percent of his brain. 10. Martin can smell some things up to six miles away! (sadly my feet are closer than that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 thats shit mate! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 thats shit mate! lol I like it so nrrr nrrr nr nrrr nrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 It's just random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 Yeah...... and? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ro! 1 The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Ro. 2 Finding Ro on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck! 3 White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Ro. 4 Ro is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature. 5 Ro is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp. 6 You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Ro! 7 Ro will often glow under UV light. 8 Half a cup of Ro contains only seventeen calories! 9 You should always open Ro at least an hour before drinking him. 10 India tested its first nuclear Ro in 1974. WTF?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Ten Top Trivia Tips about James! 1.You share your birthday with james! 2.James is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp. 3.James is the only bird that can swim but not fly. 4.James will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C! 5.Baskin Robbins once made james flavoured ice cream. 6.Women shoplift four times more frequently than james. 7.James can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee! 8.Four-fifths of the surface of james is covered in water. 9.The fingerprints of james are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene. 10.James is the sacred animal of Thailand. Anyone want my ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 Glad you liked it unlike Mr. Miseryboots up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Well i never Ten Top Trivia Tips about Supras! 01.New Zealand was the first place to allow supras to vote. 02.Supras are the only bird that can swim but not fly. 03.The first supras were made in 1853, and had no pedals. 04.Without its lining of supras, your stomach would digest itself! 05.In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from supras! 06.Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat supras'. 07.Supras will often rub up against people to lay their scent and mark their territory! 08.If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about supras. 09.Supras can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour! 10. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as supras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 1. The porpoise is second to Louis as the most intelligent animal on the planet. 2. US gold coins used to say 'In Louis we trust'. 3. Louis is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees. 4. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Louis with his left foot. 5. Birds do not sleep in Louis, though they may rest in him from time to time. 6. A Louisometer is used to measure Louis. 7. Louis can live for up to a week without a head. 8. Louis has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean. 9. Only one person in two billion will live to be Louis! 10. Reindeer like to eat Louis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supRo Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ro! 1 The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Ro. 2 Finding Ro on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck! 3 White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Ro. 4 Ro is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature. 5 Ro is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp. 6 You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Ro! 7 Ro will often glow under UV light. 8 Half a cup of Ro contains only seventeen calories! 9 You should always open Ro at least an hour before drinking him. 10 India tested its first nuclear Ro in 1974. WTF?! Cheers Ro , Ro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 This is soooo random...! 1. Only one person in two billion will live to be charlotte. 2. Charlotte has a memory span of three seconds. 3. Half a cup of charlotte contains only seventeen calories! 4. Charlotte is 1500 years older than the pyramids! 5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten charlotte. 6. Charlotte can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid! 7. Charlotte cannot swim. 8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into charlotte. 9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using charlotte. 10. Charlotte has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Tried the Disease registry?? Good lord! You are suffering from Supra's Lurgy. Cause: stress Symptoms: turning into a wolf, occasional phantom pregnancy, blood in urine, revolving neck Cure: Kryptonite ------------------------------------- You'd better sit down. You are suffering from Louisosis. Cause: lack of absinthe Symptoms: yellow vomit, wing growth, laughing, excess saliva Cure: trepanning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1980 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 1. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Nick supply! 2. Donald Duck's middle name is Nick. 3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Nick! 4. Nick is the world's largest rodent. 5. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Nick. 6. Lightning strikes Nick over seven times every hour! 7. Nick is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards. 8. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Nick. 9. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Nick, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life. 10. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Nick'. Donald 'Nick' Duck? Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 You can tell if marco has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled! If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into marco! Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw marco into a volcano it would stop erupting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 1. Parnell will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory. (sorry about that folks) 2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Parnell from each salad served in first class. (I've been broke ever since) 3. Parnell is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature. (only hard when hot) 4. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Parnell! (some heavy shit!) 5. Birds do not sleep in Parnell, though they may rest in him from time to time. (don't sleep with me either) 6. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Parnell. (I am the man from Delmonte) 7. Parnell is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives. (I make a bed pyramid most mornings!) 8. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Parnell fighting underground. (I'm hardcore I'm afriad) 9. If you drop Parnell from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground! (I'm guessing it would knack a bit to be fair) 10. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Parnell on New Year's Day! (and what a depressing day THAT must be) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veilsideTT Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 A couple from my attempt! Scott can not regurgitate! Scott ward is the world's tallest woman. (NICE!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraHuman Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 The risk of being struck by CK is one occurence every 9,300 years. Apples are covered with a thin layer of CK. CK can be very poisonous if injected intravenously. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by CK. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that CK is near. It's bad luck for a flag to touch CK. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their CK. You share your birthday with CK. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating CK from each salad served in first class. Women shoplift four times more frequently than CK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 1. Czar Paul I banished import pimp to Siberia for marching out of step! 2. Import pimp was named after Import pimp the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'! 3. Import pimp can taste with his feet! 4. Import pimp is the only bird that can swim but not fly. 5. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on import pimp. 6. Import pimpolatry is the mindless worship of import pimp. 7. Import pimp will always turn right when leaving a cave. 8. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make import pimp! 9. Only twelve people have ever set foot on import pimp. 10. Europe is the only continent that lacks import pimp. Import Pimpolatry :kneel: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 hahaha, omg this is fun Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ian! 1. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Ian! 2. Ian once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. 3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Ian. 4. During severe windstorms, Ian may sway several feet to either side! 5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Ian, and 400 times smaller. 6. The risk of being struck by Ian is one occurence every 9,300 years! 7. Ian can smell some things up to six miles away! 8. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Ian! 9. Lightning strikes Ian over seven times every hour! 10. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Ian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mikey! 1 Mikey can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast! 2 The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Mikey and compline. 3 The air around Mikey is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun. 4 There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Mikey, though it may feel uncomfortable. 5 Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Mikey! 6 If you toss Mikey 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom. 7 Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Mikey. 8 Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Mikey'. 9 Ostriches stick their heads in Mikey not to hide but to look for water. 10 The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Mikey. Hmm very scared about 7 and 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mikey! 7 Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Mikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 To check whether Ed is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Ed will sink, and fresh Ed will float. Ed has a bifurcated penis 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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