Charlotte Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Probably old but i thought it was quite amusing.... An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite cheese scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were dozens of his favourite cheese scones. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, he could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the nearest scone at the edge of the table, when his hand was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife . . . . . . . . "Feck Off!! ",she said, "They're for the funeral" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 PMSL. mmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese scones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Fantastic:ecstatic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 http://www.max-boost.co.uk/stuff/Homer_rising.gif MMMM.....mmmmm......cheeeese scooooones........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 :rlol: :rlol: :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tepster Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 tee hee very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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