roboldham Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Two men walk into a pet shop in Dingle, Ireland. They head to the bird section, and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of Connor's Pass. At Connor's Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes the birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!" THERE'S MORE Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor's Pass. He's been to the pet shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff, carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis" Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down, until he hits the bottom, and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!" IT'S NOT OVER YET Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends, when Sean O'Driscoll appears. He's also been to the pet shop, and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean O'Driscoll then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down, until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head in disbelief, "Fook dat, lads. Dese adventure sports are too dangerous for me .... first dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, ... den Seamus and his parrotshooting, and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Am I missing something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jot_ie Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest slow dog Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nice one made my day lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromy Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Am I missing something? Try reading it with a irish accent:giveup: , otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 :rlol: Thats a good one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 the funny thing is that they might have all been sober Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Hmmm, read it with an irish accent and sorry to be a party pooper but not the best joke of the week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonball Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 That is bad m8 - even by your standards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 That is bad m8 - even by your standards! One does not like to dissappoint :-) R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Heard it before but still worth a smile:respekt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Brilliant. Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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