Bill Prawn Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 A gentleman goes to see Mel Gibson's movie 'The Passion' and is inspired to take his family to Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and died. While on holiday, his mother-in-law dies. An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to Britain at a cost of £5,000 or the mother-in-law could be buried here in Israel for £500. The man says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The man replied, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Quality mother-law-joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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