terribleturner Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Well i've always got something on my brain and i'm in need of answers please. 1. Limo's? Say you were driving one and need to park up in maybe a bay of parkin meters. Would you have to put money in each one or just the first one?? Or say in a carpark where you'd have to stretch accross several parking bays?? Would you have to buy just the one sticker for the window or as many stickers as bays your in?? 2. Names?? Just watched The Cinncinaty Kid and i got to thinking about a couple of the actors/actresses names. Rip Torn? Why did he change his name to this?? And Anne-Margret? Why did she feel in neccassary to not use her surname?? was this a superiority complex so as everyone who not need to know her surname coz she's so famous. That'll do for now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 3. What do you say when hot cakes are selling well? 4. When you see a truckload of pallets being shipped is, say, the each tenth one down the pallet that they are being shipped on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 5: If you sell styrofoam for a living, what do you pack it in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supralookin Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Can't you tell it's 1:10am in the morning:yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 In answer to question 1 James, I would have thought that a stretched limo would be classified as a heavy vehicle of some kind and therefore not allowed to park in a normal car park........ can you tell I just made that up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Do know, that's sounds good. Could be why you never see them parked in parking meter bays. That or the drive hasn't enough change we used to have this thing here at work that people wouldn't really talk between 4am and 5am as this was the shit talking hour where nothing ever made sense. I'm just warming up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I know exactly what you mean, it's worse than being drunk! I always find 5am-7am the hardest time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 6. If you were in a car travelling at the speed of light what would happen if you turned the headlights on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I don't know, but I'll bet the reaction distance for an emergency stop would be quite far (maybe about a week?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 That's a good one Jake, we're now in a heated debate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 7. Why are carrots not called oranges? They are more orange than oranges are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 But was the fruit named after the colour, or the colour named after the fruit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 8. Who decided that in films telephone numbers should start with 555?? And who was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 8. Who decided....... And who was it? 4am syndrome again James? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I don't know, but I'll bet the reaction distance for an emergency stop would be quite far (maybe about a week?) UK spec brakes then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 9. Are crop circles the work of a cereal killers? 10. If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn? 11. If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons? 12. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? 13. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 14. How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Monkey Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 6. If you were in a car travelling at the speed of light what would happen if you turned the headlights on? You would be able to see where you are going! 186,000 metres per second is some speed, to not be able to see where you are going. Oh that speed is in a vacuum, Imagine if it was in air. Nic would have a large order for new parts................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Monkey Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 15. If we turn into zombies, when we have had too much to drink......... What happens when they have too much? Do they turn normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 The answer to Jake's question about trning your lights on at the speed of light is that nothing would happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 You would be able to see where you are going! 186,000 metres per second is some speed, to not be able to see where you are going. Oh that speed is in a vacuum, Imagine if it was in air. Nic would have a large order for new parts................... ah but WOULD you be able to see if travelling at speed of light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Why does toast always land butter side down when you drop it Why do tiny paper cuts hurt so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 If you tied some buttered toast to the top of a cat and threw it in the air - what would happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Or say in a carpark where you'd have to stretch accross several parking bays?? Would you have to buy just the one sticker for the window or as many stickers as bays your in?? I'll let you know when I get a ticket haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 If a fly is called a fly, why are we not called 'walks', and fish called 'swims'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 lol this thread is funny. Turning your lights on at the speed of light, hmmm... well as far as you would be concerned it would be as normal! i.e. they would work and the light would still move away from you at the speed of light. but: since the whole of time would instantaneous to you (at the speed of light you can get anywhere instantly from your perspective!), you would effectively be everywhere in the universe at once anyway so you wouldn't need to see where you are going anyway! and anyway you would need an infinitely powerful engine, that's a lot of work on the 2jz-gte that's for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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