Supragal Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I don't think my teeth are that pointy though, to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I think I know, and was just fecking about I thought you would have know, I was joking (about the joke not you thinking you know). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyboy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wiper on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the office said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 No, not this time. We still have the scars from the kicking you lot gave after we last added some more forums! Jokes can stay where they are. The kicking was for doing it as a sub forum! On the main page would be good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 i say we have a fight/piss taking section..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 No, not this time. We still have the scars from the kicking you lot gave after we last added some more forums! Jokes can stay where they are. Cool, please no more forums:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Although maybe we need I am going to slag you off today forum. Seems to much of this lately:thumbdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 lol seems kindov a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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