Bill Prawn Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 What has three legs and lives on a farm? The McCartneys Paul has bought Heather a new leg for Christmas, but it's only a stocking filller. Paul has also bought her a plane but she'll continue to use a Ladyshave on the other leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 ...nasty.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 made me giggle! but yes nasty nasty!! teehee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 hahahaha, i like 'em, then again not a mccartney fan also related, only John Lennon joke i know. Someone goes looking for John Lennon's grave and inside all they find is a Beatle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 think your going to hell for those!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Linda McCartneys making a comeback, with wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 does she only have 1 leg then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 does she only have 1 leg then? Let's put it this way: if she tries to kick his ass, she'll fall flat on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 does she only have 1 leg then? yeah, she only has one leg now, was in motorcycle accident many years ago. car took her leg off, from what i remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I think it was a freak accident where a police motorcycle veered off and hit her. Talking of bad luck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 yeah, i think you are right, i knew it was to do with the police. i'm a bit brain dead, this afternoon. no change from normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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